Saturday night I was a judge at the Exotic Dancer National Championships at the Pink Pony. When I met the other judges (all male), one of them said to me with a quizzical look, “You’re a judge? It’s always male judges.” To which I replied, “Well, not tonight, because this bitch is gonna make it count.” Creative Loafing gallery of the night’s craziness this way:

Gallery: Exotic Dancer National Championships 2012 at the Pink Pony